Why Does Google Hate Me?

Who do I have to bribe to get Ales Rarus listed in Google?!? I’ve submitted this
site numerous times to no avail. I even have Google ads in my sidebar (Please click
a few ads, BTW.). My old address on my Pitt account still comes up as the number
one hit for “Ales Rarus”. Nothing I do seems to demote that site and promote
this one. Arrrrrrgh!!!