Holy Cow!

In a bizarre bid to bring about the Apocalypse, a group of over-zealous Christians are trying to breed and then sacrafice a pure red cow. I’m not sure why anyone would believe they could force the hand of God. Attempting to force the hand of someone will great power over you, however benevolent, doesn’t strike me as a good idea. Anyhow, in the meantime, the rest of us sane Christians are shaking our heads and cringing in anticipation of derisive laughter from the rest of the world. (Thanks, No Religion Now)