University of Pittsburgh alumni have won the Nobel Prize, played in the National Football League and unlocked the secrets of DNA. On Wednesday, the university celebrated a less prestigious but equally sweet accomplishment the banana split.
Pitt declared Wednesday “Banana Split Day” and celebrated the dessert’s 100th birthday by serving about 4,000 ice cream cones to university freshmen, family members, students and others returning to campus for the new school year.
Banana spilts I can be proud of. These poor excuses for journalism, I cannot.
What college doesn’t need a
drunken debauchery and hedonism sex column? *rolls eyes*