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“I will not buy this record. It is scratched”

“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

Dictionary Lands Tourists In Trouble!

“A practical joker has stirred up trouble by publishing a Japanese-to-English
phrase book with incorrect definitions for every phrase! Now thousands of Japanese tourists who’ve painstakingly studied the bogus dictionary
in preparation for trips to America are arriving on our shores only to encounter
blank stares, hysterical laughter or even brutal beatings as soon as they open their