Drastic Measures

Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

“BERLIN (Reuters) – A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday. ‘The man called a friend around eight o’clock to say he’d done something stupid,’ police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery. Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital. Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.”

*cringe* *shudder*

Now that I got that out of my system…

What an idiot! Thank goodness he’ll be out of the gene pool.