Let’s through a big ol’ pity party for the schmucks who annoy the hell out of millions of Americans with unsolicited phone calls. I hope they go broke paying their lawyers. People like this shouldn’t breed. Better enforcement of anti-prostitution laws would put millions out of work, but nobody’s suing on the behalf of whores.

Telemarketers Sue Over Do-Not-Call List

"WASHINGTON – Telemarketers expanded their legal challenge to the government’s do-not-call list, suing a second federal agency over the call-blocking service for consumers that the industry says will devastate business and cost up to two million jobs."