Mooching Thieves

It must suck to have to bribe thieves with beer to not trash your place. I wonder if you could bribe cops with donuts to catch said thieves.

‘The Beers Are in the Fridge’

“BERLIN (Reuters) – A German construction worker fed up with burglars breaking into his mobile home decided to leave the door unlocked and put up a sign reading ‘Beer in fridge, please don’t damage anything,’ police said Wednesday.”