Wack On, Wack Off

Does San Fran breed these freaks, or import them?!?

San Francisco Hosts ‘Masturbate-A-Thon’

According to a Yahoo! report (and yes, we’ve asked ourselves if they haven’t got anything better to do down at Yahoo! – like cracking one off – instead of wasting everyone’s time with these tiresome masturbation stories), the event was organised to “help raise funds for the Center for Sex and Culture, and, according to its organizer, provide an outlet for safe sex for those who enjoy pleasuring themselves in a semi-public setting”.