Clean Air Act

For people with frequent odiferous emanations for their buttocks, comes this new and interesting product. Save the noses of your loved ones with GasBGon.

“You no longer have to be embarrassed by the untimely passing of intestinal gas among your friends or family. GasBGon has been designed and tested to absorb the odor and sound of flatulence. Malodorous gas is a naturally occurring event, obviously affecting some people more than others. Yet, clinical studies show that the average person produces one to three pints of gas and passes gas 14 times a day.”

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