Aug 28

Slack Jawed

New jaw grown on patient’s back

A German man has been able to eat his first proper meal in nine years after surgeons rebuilt his face using a pioneering jaw-bone graft.

Embryos? I don’t see any embryos. Do you? Ah well, I still have faith, thanks to my fearless senator Arlen Specter, that embryos are necessary for the cure to cancer, dementia, and bad breath. Science and ethics be darned! Amen.

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