I sincerely hope this article is a joke. Read for yourself and drop me a comment with your take.
All in God’s Good Time
by Ron Calli
"When Pope John Paul dies, the conclave could do no better, both for the Church and the world, than to elect an Anglo-Saxon (or Celt) pope. Someone from the UK or Ireland or Australia or Canada or New Zealand. Not America. International politics would be too complicated with a Yankee pope."